People with herpes should wear stickers.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Houston, we have a squirter
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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