You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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