the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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