White coat. Heels.
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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