Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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