Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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