your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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