Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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