We tried having a conversation with our noses.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
