well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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