I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
