Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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