There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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