I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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