He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Sponge bath it is.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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