It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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