Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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