But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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