just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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