Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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