so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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