Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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