Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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