did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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