Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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