Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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