Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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