LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I booty called her while she was in labor.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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