she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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