GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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