its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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