Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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