he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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