It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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