You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
one two three fourrrrnication!
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i out mim tonsoeep
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