Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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