Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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