kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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