i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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