haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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