The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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