her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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