i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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