dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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