Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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