I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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