kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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