she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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