If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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