my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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