break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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