so that wasnt chicken after all
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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