I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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