end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Welp...herpes.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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