Quick, to the slutcave!
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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