i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
