There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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